Snow and Gradients

Looking outside and seeing how much fresh powder we have makes me envious. I wish there was a good base-layer of ice and compacted snow, and that the ski runs were open. Or that the inter-provincial move happened already. *summons the Earth's mantle to collide!* Nope! No mountains in Ontario! However, the potential of powder days in the future is very great, and let us enjoy this one inside.

Warm bass and pretty video artistry,
Kode9 & Spaceape - 9 Samurai



Canada is slack. September release?!
Santogold MTVCanada Interview September broadcast



Toothpaste For Dinner on hearing loss:



And why the hell not?
Pistol Crabs

THE world’s fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a “sex ramp”.

Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago.

He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun.

So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.

This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.

And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.

“We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”

The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions.

One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: “He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel.”

Crushing Success

You.. had.. to.. anticipate.. the.. outcome.. would.. be.. phenomenal. It is.
PS. notice red head (the only smart one) reacts as she hears her friends' hearts exploading

Loose Water Cannon

Two California studs from the set of 90210 let loose a pressurized washer in a U-Wash Car Wash.

Deep Bass

CASPA MIX

Repost from last week, but everyone needs a little dub.

Tracklisting: Hosted by Rod Azlan
1.Caspa – My Pet Monster – Digital Sound Boy
2.Klaxtons – Its Not Over – Skream Remix
3.Rusko – Mr Muscle – Sub Soldiers
4.Caspa – Louder VIP – Sub Soldiers
5.Caspa – Floor Them – Digital Sound Boy
6.Emalkay – Explicit – Dub Police
7.Sub Scape – Transaction – Dub Police
8.The Others – Africa VIP – Dub Police
9.Unitz – Wait A Minute – Dub Police
10.Rusko – Jahova – Sub Soldiers
11.Caspa – The Terminator – Sub Soldiers
12.TC – Where's My Money – Caspa Remix – Dstyle
13.Skream – Fick – Tempa

Ladyhawke Likes Cats

Brand new video released from super-cute Kiwi Ladyhawke. Catchy tune accompanied by a neat watercolour animation in the actual video.

My Delirium Released November 18, 2008



And for something a little more of everyone,

Paris is Burning

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How sliding on it with an adults body weight and cold hose water feels like:

ANGERFIST concert compilation

ANGERFIST (right click, view in new tab)

Tracklist
Maniac Killer
Raise Your Fist
Bonified Alkoholik Musik Making Muthafucka
Dominator
Criminally Insane
Dance With The Wolves

Owie-owie-owie Oi Oi Oi!

Family Guy wins again.. the only time I have ever watched THIS VIDEO in full, was the first time I viewed it. (NSFAnyone)

But this hilarious remake brings laughter back into my heart.

WTF Mate

A clipping from my town's weekly paper, sometime in the Summer.

Recession Tactics

Road to Revolution

Changing things up a bit, although not too much. I have always been impressed with Linkin Park's talents. Rockers, DJs, Synths - they've got it all, so not too far from our focus here.

Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit More out on DVD November 25.

Rewind and Upgrade

All you old school club heads might remember Utah Saints (Leeds, UK) from the 90's. They're single Something Good, reaching #4 in the UK charts of 1992, has been polished up and rebuilt, retrofitted to the clubs of modern day. You might still have trouble finding a purchaseable version due to copyright and whatnot, but if you manage to spin it into your set send us a link!

Utah Saints - Something Good 08

Christmas Came Early

The Wombats - Moving to New York

No More Naive, No More Soul

Slave to the SquareWave - Sinners of Saint Avenue


Pumping Up the P House
Finally found a decent mix after a year or two since first hearing Slave to the SquareWave on Fashion Television - so enjoy!

Late

Taken from a last week appearance on Later with Jools Holland.

Little Boots - Meddle



Little Boots - Stuck on Repeat

Reasons Being

Had to throw this up again. And Bigger!
Search for any artists up in the top left and find links, pics, articles, etc that we've previously covered. Or browse the side-bar links. I just don't understand why the Internet needs an instruction manual.

Kap Bambino - Save

Autumn with Summer Pictures

Diggin' Crates

Gonna pick a few of the warmer institutes of the past period of sunshine and long days. Last night it was 5 oClock and the damn sky was already going to bed! And unfortunately, the developed world has gone into recession officially. Canada's Canadian National(CN) Tower will be retrofitted into sky-high condos.

However, many of us will be stuck holding onto our positions like lifelines. Even overtime and paid over minimum-wage does not provide a livable income. But I get a shit-tonne back on my income taxes!

Les materials:

Yelle - LIVE on Carson Daily Nov 13 2008




Mary Anne Hobbs - LIVE Sonar 2008 Language NSFW




Richie Hawtin - LIVE Love Parade 200820min set w/ video






AND for the green and white days,
Ski Sunshine Village Soon to be my playground

Legalities of Success

Man, these guys are on tune with releasing some of the best free mixes of the year! Clash the Disko Kids, a trio from Singapore, mash up the latest and greatest tunes into bright mixes. The latest on my iPod? CTDK vs Inquisitive - November Drive: Nu Disco.

CTDK Podcasts

Four DJs mashing, mixing, and thumping bass. Click through that link to view full track lists. From Dusk Till Dawn is another awesome set.

Protest

Gravity and Newton hate this kid.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Caspa - FABRICLIVE mix

Stream this beaut of a set on this shitty Sunday.

1.Caspa – My Pet Monster – Digital Sound Boy
2.Klaxtons – Its Not Over – Skream Remix
3.Rusko – Mr Muscle – Sub Soldiers
4.Caspa – Louder VIP – Sub Soldiers
5.Caspa – Floor Them – Digital Sound Boy
6.Emalkay – Explicit – Dub Police
7.Sub Scape – Transaction – Dub Police
8.The Others – Africa VIP – Dub Police
9.Unitz – Wait A Minute – Dub Police
10.Rusko – Jahova – Sub Soldiers
11.Caspa – The Terminator – Sub Soldiers
12.TC – Where's My Money – Caspa Remix – Dstyle
13.Skream – Fick – Tempa

CASPA & RUSKO @ 10DAYS OFF 2008

Caspa & Rusko (that latter link isn't working on my machine, altho it has before)

Performance from 10 Days Off in the Nederlands - 10 Days Off of the best music around!

Skream & Benga Exit Festival Main Stage 2008

Exit Festival is Considered to be the best European Festival Experience. Big, progressive artists on crisp, massive sound stages in Serbia. Enjoy the sounds of the DubStep and great visuals in the high-qual video.

'UGE FIREBALL

Coolest Use of Sawdust Ever - Watch more Free Videos

Something to Ponder.. Coming Up Next on Mythbusters!

Postsecret

NAPT Gotta Have More Cowbell

NAPT MySpace

QLIMAX 2007 - Dj Ghost

DVD Rip of DJ Ghost - awesome costume, one fucking evil party.

Tracklist:

1. D&G - We Love Fryday
2. Dj Gosth - The First Rebirth
3. Mark with A.K. - Don't Fuck With Me
4. Ruthless & Gj Warez - Movimento
5. The Horrorist - Flesh Is The Fever

Qlimax 2004

Noted to be one of the best multimedia productions ever, at a Q-Dance HardStyle party. Completely over-the-top production budget, as is known to the Netherlands. I still think European's cannot dance, but that's subjective.

Snake! Snake! ooh It's a Snake!

Props to Jord for this one! Made my day!

HISTORY OF HARDCORE!! YEAR 6

Toronto Hardcore celebrates the deadliest bass night alive - HISTORY OF HARDCORE YEAR 6! Presented by EMBRYON.



FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE

She's Pregnant - She's Pregnant!

No doubt about it - Hannah Holland is the most talked about artist on this blog. We like her, we think she likes us, and we try to encourage others to feel the good vibes of the Batty Bass. Holding monthly's in London UK's Star of Bethnal Green, on the first Thursday of every month, each event is preceeded by the latest 30~ish minute mix by Hannah. Encompanied by hype MC's MC Chickaboo and Mama Shamone, these parties represent all that is good (and bad ;) in the London club scene.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE BATTY BASS PODCAST - a once monthly preview of the latest and greatest in Batty Bass. This month - Hannah returns from her travels to Australia, expect a clash of incredible sounds.

Don't know Batty Bass? Let R!OTRiOTRiOT link you up!

501 Posts!

Shhhh.. I might sneak to Batty Bass in the comming year!

MOBY'S ONLINE DANCE PARTY

IT HAS STARTED!

4 rooms of incredible DJs FREE! Click the video players that say '...Is Now Playing in Room #' as they are streaming the music through a high-quality feed.

THIS IS LAST NIGHT

SETS BY:

Moby, D-Ramirez, Proxy, Crookers, Shapeshifters, Mason, AC Slater, et al.

John Cleese Calls Sarah Palin a Parrot

Great comedian John Cleese from the Monty Python comedy troupe describes Palin quiet eloquently.

Palin Proves She's a Bitch

FoxNews Makes Nothing a Problem?

Traitor!! McCain's Smear Campaign

- note the blatant thumbs up in regards to the comment.

Joe the Plumber, American Standard

Pat Buchannan is a Foolish Racist

The Young Turks Analyze Voter Fraud in West Virginia

- American's please note your vote!

$150,000 Can Afford the Dreams of the Average American

Republicans Being Hypocrites? Daily!

Now the far-right are managing to piss off God, the one they worship to the tits. And of course they are oblivious to this fact.

Small

Halloween Costumes pt II

While Lego-Man is a great costume, take a look at Asian-Little-Red-Riding-Hood, who forgot the importance of her camoflauge skirt when she put on her bright red jumper before walking through the forest to Grandma's house.


From a neighbor of mine, my pick for Costume of the Year 08 - it is ingenious! Would like to see a better picture though.


Pac-Man - Classic! If you went as Pac-Woman, you could hire some frat boys to be your predatory ghosts! 'Scuseth me, but could any of you go for a game of LARP?


For the awesome foot-placement, this gets a post.


This is either too racist to be racist, or an exact replica of those Guido's from Germany. (that is actually a hilarious link)


TBC
Part I

i.AM

Taxed from somewhere else, will give credit for sure! just let me know!

There Must be 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

by Paul Simon. Heard a sped-up and mashed up mix at the end of the Stanton Warriors Promo Mix, good lyrics.

MOBY - This is Last Night Remixed Online Dance Party

MOBY hosts an exclusive virtual club event to celebrate the release of ‘Last Night Remixed’

OFFICIAL WEBSITE

Moby is bringing together the best producers in dance music and an exclusive ground breaking virtual club event. The likes of D. Ramirez, Tocadisco, Proxy, The Freemasons, The Shapeshifters, Mason, AC Slater, Drop The Lime, DFA’s Holy Ghost and Moby himself will all be online in one place at one time …. and it couldn’t be easier for you to get involved!

Log on to www.thisislastnight.com to catch Toolroom colossus D.Ramirez in Room 1 mixing his newest productions and the best in razor sharp elec-house; in room 2 Seamus Haji will be bringing you ‘big love’ and the freshest upfront house; Room 3 will host the likes of Trouble & Bass upstart AC Slater testing the low end of your speakers while in the ‘Beatport area’ you can catch Italian duo Crookers with their unique ghetto house (that's where Crookers will be after London's show and before Toronto's - getting hype in NYC!!) The best in new dance music, hosted by a dance music legend, in a fresh new way.

The 3rd of November is the time to limber up and log on. Hold tight, rave safe, and watch your bass bins.
10:00am - 11:00pm

Innovative Costumes (From CollegeHumor)

Last year I tried to go as bacon and ended up with something my Dad called 'bark, or a tree.' I threw it out. This year I'm going as my customers, complete with greasy mullet and bad acclimatization skills from farm to suburban setting (not even to the city!) Don't forget to drain my bank account on cigarettes and magazines!

Or find a bud and go as a 'So Hungry I Could Eat at Arby's' Gay Couple.


Or German kiddie ravers 'Luft 99' and their red balloons.
'DANCE IZ RIGHT!'


What about soon-to-be Advocates of Drunk Driving and Magic Mushrooms?


TBC

For Amy

Who took the trouble to take her cat-friend to Europe.

JUSTICE in TORONTO

Tomorrow night!
FACEBOOK

CROOKERS - BBC Asia Mix

1.Brand New - Beastie Boys
2.Jags Klimax ft. Sarbjit - Mama so Proud Crookedit
3.The Cool Kids - Gold and a Pager
4.Unknown - Crookers
5.Mujava - Township funk Original + C KKOMPANY -Speaker Bajae + Crookedit
6.MGMT - Kids (Soulwax Remix)
7.Jah Jah Me No Born Yah - Cornell Campbell
8.The Cut - Benga
9.Moneymaker - Dj Deeon feat. Dj Funk
10.Tigerstyle + Pelao - Isa GT feat. Crookers
11.Under The Sun - Herve mix
12.GNG BNG - Flying Lotus + DES C - NACHNA HONDA
13.David Guetta - Joan of Ark (Crookers 'Pimp My Ark' Remix)

Shouts to FIND VOLTORB, CATCH VOLTORB

CROOKERS in LONDON

HELL YEAH ON DEVIL'S NIGHT

FACEBOOK details!


Mix from the Summer < Download, is good!

Fake Blood - Mars - Crookers LIVE @ Pukkelpop 08
'Mars!'

Er'rbody With the Hand Clap

First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

Slithering Things

Mr Oizo

Preview of Mr. Oizo's forthcoming album Lamb's Anger. Loads of electronic experimentalism and French bass. Oui Oui! I'm taking a Yes-Yes!

Promo dete's and the like..

Track Preview:
(I'm doing this for my fans on Steroids)


Erreur Jean


Two Takes It < rework and update of 'It takes two..'

The Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill

UK urban artist Banksy is showing a juxtaposed world of modern products in our far-commercialised environment.

Visit Official Site

Cheap-Cheap Meat

Will post more info tonight.

Hannah Holland - Trash Menagerie Interview

Trash Menagerie are blog-supreme in their efforts to cast intelligent media to a broad audience. They have gone past themselves this time in hypin' a lady who deserves all she receives - Miss Hannah Holland. Serious, we can't get enough of Bastard Batty Bass.


Read the Article


NOTE: There's a mix too!

Vitamin C - for Caught

Norquay - Banff Alberta

Panaramic picture of Banff from Mount Norquay - some of North America's steepest terrain.
It is considered a large local resort, the backyard of Banff and the family jewel of the Big 3.

Guns and Roses

Too bad the guns didnt kill this band, and that the roses were at their funeral. Years in the making and sounding like screaching cats, the latest guns and roses is nothing but a drawn out, muffled attempt at a come back. It sound like the instruments were recorded under a pile of clothes and what is Axel doing? Are there lyrics to this song or is it a rip-off of Sigur Ros?

Although I am heavily biased, not listening to G'n'R or much rock in my life, I can suggest that this release is a bootleg? Torn from the cutting room and leaked before the record execs had a look at it. Shame.

Overheard in New York

Overheard in New York is a hilarious collection of one-liners and other humerous parts of speech picked up by other Nwew Yorkers. The best ones get uploaded continuously throughout the day, every day! To add a laugh to your day I will begin posting ones I find cross-post worthy.

Elderly woman sipping wine: Three girls and one guy? Sounds like a good time!
--Queens

Elegant gentleman, as train starts to depart station: Oh, I didn't realize the train was going to move.
--Crowded Uptown 1 Train

Stanton Warriors

New promotional mix released from the famed Stanton Warriors.

Stanton Warriors Promo Mix

Looking Through a Key Hole

Walter Meego is synth-heavy indie with some great vocal talents. Heavy bass, but not quite the opposite - very light, in the synths and vocals. Quite the interestig mix. Follow their name-link and listen to some more tracks on their MySpace on their NEW player. It is more dynamic the way it loads and handles songs.

Looking Through a Keyhole - Original Mix



More tracks can be previewed through TheHypeMachine, who do a good job of rounding up all the tracks posted by serious music bloggers. I'd also think it'd be great if you got yourself a copy of the Solid Groove and Sinden remx of Through a Keyhole, nice rework.

A Haunting - Legend Trippers

Legend trips take curious thrillseekers to haunted locales to experience the scary scene themselves. Those hard pressed for a good ball-dropping night even provoke the dead and rested. A Haunting recounts the tales of a multiple-event encounter in Hick Hill, Wisconsin.

Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI


My case: I live and work next to a cemetary. When we first moved in, our town was about the size of the one in this story. It is fine, but there have been some freaky nights to be frank. And please, don't invent time travel. Or if you do, wipe out my memory!

JUSTICE - Toronto Tour Stop

GAFF!1!

The only issue I see with this relatively obscure tattoo is the failed act of giving the damn thing some hoofs!

Approx 67 mins of dirty, funky electro house & breaks.

Mike Conradi - Funk Bone

1 Bingo Players - Get Up (diplo mix)
2 Che DuBois - Eez Up
3 Elite Force - Jack The Joint (zodiac cartel's bumpin mix)
4 Mono Band - Invitation (annex mix)
5 The Incredible Melting Man - Bionic Bigfoot
5 Wolfgang Gartner - Wild Card
6 Scratche - Electric Dyslexic (tjr mix)
7 Circuit Freq - Push Button Reject (stupid fresh mix)
8 AC Slater - Jack Got Jacked (jack beats mix)
9 Ed Solo, Deekline & MC Flipside - Handz Up (stanton warriors mix)
10 J2K - Millenium
11 Filthy Rich - Make You Freq (miles dyson mix)
12 Paolo Mojo & Jim Rivers - Ron Hardy Said
13 Adam Shaw - Dog
14 Snake Sedrick - Crazy Dinosaur (hipp-e mix)
15 Lee Coombs - Future Sound Of Retro (2008 mix)
16 KloneZ - Crazeh
17 Electric Soulside - Little Fucker (che dubois mix)

DENOTES LOCAL PRODUCER

Don't Name Your Kid Habort!

Kate Perry wipes out covered in cake. She faceplants the damn thing too!

Deeper..

into the clouds! Trying to work with digital photographs to enheighten drawn elements. As well, to work on atmospheric blending.

in the Clouds..

XXXXCORE

Dude rides down a crooked set of stairs in a kayak.

FUCKING EPIC FAIL

Girl Fails Miserably Trying to Jump a Table

This is symbolic of pretty much every Redskins season ever. They get off to a good start then fail miserably.

Get humor videos at NothingToxic

HGACHAN

Facing Fear

RRR was never intended to be personal, and it is not. It's a wind-down of stress and filled with beats, beats, and beats. There are also pictures I post, pictures I make and post, and pictures I steal and then get entries deleted because of it.

In any case - the picture of a gun to my head in distortion is nothing else but beauty. The loaded and leaded gun is visible in crisp clarity and it is placed against my temple. The effect, the outcome, is muffled bliss - not blood.

Placing my head square on my body, with minimal effect from the stark image of the weapon, and encouraging the thought that although appearing distorted, the person is strong minded.

- Graham

Fight

From Little Boots..

so i've got a few tracks sort of finished lately and have never been one for sitting on stuff so i've decided to put a new one up every week for the next month or so on myspace... they will be a bit of a mix, album tracks, demos, maybe even singles... but i'll put one up every monday and write a little blurb about it on my blog...
you can listen to the first one now and all this week at myspace.com/littlebootmusic and read about it at littlebootsmusic.co.uk/blog, its called MATHEMATICS.

lemme know what u thinK????

x

Little Boots MySpace (for FREE goodies!)

Moby - Data Transmission mix

DOWNLOAD (Right Click, Save As)

DJ Sender - Operator (Dabruck & Klein Remix) [Send]
Moby - Live For Tomorrow (Tocadisco Remix) [Mute]
Mar-T - Gentlemen (John Dahlbäck Remix) [WOW!]
Klaus Hill - Dirt Driver [Potty Mouth]
Hoxton Whores - In The Bag (Tocadisco Remix)[Hoxton Whores]
Moby - Alice (General Midi Remix) [Mute]
Kidda - Under The Sun (Hervé Remix) [Skint]
Machines Don't Care - Afro Jacker [Machines Don't Care]
Stupid Fresh - Stretch The Canvas [Vacation Records]
Jude Sebastian - Rubber Man (Miles Dyson Remix) [Erase Records]
Moby - The Stars (AC Slater Remix) [Mute]
Sami Saari - The Punch [Captured Music]
Math Head - Turn The Music Up (ac slater remix) [Palms Out Sounds]

Official Link

SUJINHO - Spanish Fly - An Open Letter From Catulu

Big chunky beats.
DOWNLOAD (ZShare)

OM NOM NOM

Outlook Not So Good & So So Good

For someone who is pretty optimistic in life and towards others, I find my thoughts filled with a great amount of recycled pessimism.

Miss Priss

Right now the only winner in this economic mess is Sarah Palin, who has all her money in pelts. - David Letterman

Here she is catching breakfast on her way to work on a ferry (to the island she can see Russia from)

OMFG!@!! THE GROSSEST THING EVER!

FUCKING PUKE!!!!!

MOBY ESSENTIAL MIX

Recorded at the 2008 Winter Music Conference in Miami. MOBY - the man who ditched rave and practically left dance music for an adult contemporary binge has been tracked and leaked from many of the biggest festivals. It is refreshing to have an old familiar face shaking bassbins and hypin' crowds like his A-days. Maybe he's still A? This set is sure prime..!

MOBY - Essential Mix

Sami Saari - The Punch
JF pres Smokecream - Retox (Wendel Kos mix)
Play Paul and Denis Naidanow - All Mine (Eddie Thoenick mix)
Jude Sebastian - Rubber Man (Myles Dyson remix)
RIO - De Janeiro (S and H Project mix)
Dan - Illectrolingus (Jeff T mix)
Donald Glaude - BIG
Mescal Kid - Magic
Moby - Go (? mix)
GTR vs The Shrink - Nervous Breakdown (Oigiani Rohpnoi mix)
Moby vs Coldplay - Raining Clocks Again (Steve Angello mix)
Moby - Porcelain (Futureshock remix)
Underworld - Born Slippy NUXX (2003 mix)
Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At (? mix)
Moby - The Stars

Jelo

New mix from one of Toronto's hardest working DJs.

JELO - Dracula

The Martin Bros. - Full Moon
Samim -The Lick feat. Big Bully
Funkerman - Speed Up (ATFC Rmx.)
Genetik, Gio Martinez -Pixel
The Chemical Brothers Feat.FatLip - Salmon Dance (Fuck Jack Bootleg)
WE are IE (HiJack Remix)
Trajic - The Love I Lost
Kid Cudi - Day N' Night (Crookers Remix)
I'm Down - Jacking Taco
Hatiras & JELO - La Tormenta
Poni Hoax - Hypercommunication (Alter Ego Rmx.)
Ido Ophir, Miki Latvik - Schnorkel
Par Grindvik -Do us part(Len Faki)
The Japanese Popstars - Total Distorted Mayhem

It is the Batty Bass that Makes My Skin Crawl

NAT SELF - I Heart Gypsy mix

Nat Self is hitting up the next Batty Bass monthly in October. A tropical mix of house with nice progression. Quite refreshing since the end-of-Summer terminus on quality releases. Big up the the Hannah Holland for hard-reppin' the sounds!

Holy Fuck! It's Tuesday!