Innovative Costumes (From CollegeHumor)

Last year I tried to go as bacon and ended up with something my Dad called 'bark, or a tree.' I threw it out. This year I'm going as my customers, complete with greasy mullet and bad acclimatization skills from farm to suburban setting (not even to the city!) Don't forget to drain my bank account on cigarettes and magazines!

Or find a bud and go as a 'So Hungry I Could Eat at Arby's' Gay Couple.


Or German kiddie ravers 'Luft 99' and their red balloons.
'DANCE IZ RIGHT!'


What about soon-to-be Advocates of Drunk Driving and Magic Mushrooms?


TBC