Fuck Chuck to the T

Laurence Tureaud - Mr. T - appears to have real-life healing powers; not just another fist underneath his beard.


Yahoo! News:

"His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm.

"Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out."

Mr. T could take Chuck Norris in the ultimate crime-fighter movie - he would just have to reincarnate Chuck's victims and recruit them to the A+ Team.

Thanks Wall Street Fighter!