Google Gone Done It Again

Fuck. Pew pew! I'ma chargin muh laser!! Celebrate the anniversary of the first laser outside of a rave or Disney studio!

Yahoo! tries to stabilise after Microsoft pulls its weiner out. Wussy! Though still encouraging to know Yahoo! will remain its dominant and experienced self a while longer.

And hope you have a good day, because this beast might screw it up for good: you know the massive particle collider they built under Europe? Today might be Blow Up Earth Day.