Wednesday August 20, 2008
CityNews.ca Staff
A Waterloo, Ontario man is back in jail after somehow managing to violate just about every single provision of his release conditions.
The unnamed felon had previously been convicted of drunk driving when cops collared him in 2007 for weapons possession. He got nine months for the offence but the court had mercy on him and allowed him to serve that sentence under house arrest.
He seemed to be doing O.K. but gradually began taking drugs and drinking again while serving his time.
The lid of this boiling pot finally blew on July 30th, when he allegedly went on the kind of inebriated crime bender that broke just about every rule in the book - and perhaps a few that aren't actually in there.
Cops caught up to him that night driving his pickup drunk, stoned on crack, and stark naked in the front seat. But that's not all. He was also caught masturbating beside an equally naked prostitute. And he was speeding, going so fast that he wound up smashing into a parked car.
Witnesses say he grabbed his clothes after the accident and tried to get dressed while at the same time running away in his inebriated state, leaving his unclad companion in the truck behind him.
Needless to say, he didn't get far.
It won't surprise you to hear his freedom has been revoked again, and he'll serve four months for his latest misbehaviour - but this time in a real jail cell.
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